Top 5 Christmas Text Messages to Send a Girl – Funny Christmas Texts
Christmas is coming and you’ve got a special girl in mind. So you
want to send her good christmas text messages that will make her laugh
and let her know you’re thinking about her. Here are 5 christmas
texts you can send a girl (or many girls). Some of these texts are
cute and romantic, while other texts suggest kissing and “getting physical.”
I recommend you pick the one that best fits your style or adapt the
words to “your own” speaking or texting style. One thing you can try
out is to send some of these texts to a bunch of girls and see how
well they do. Then you can judge the responses and select the “winning
text” to send to the girl you like the most.
Without much ado, here are the “Top 5 Christmas Text Messages.” Enjoy.
5 Funny Christmas Text Messages
1. If a fat man grabs you and stuffs you in a bag, don’t worry,
I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas”
2. Christmas may be many things or it may be a few. For you,
the joy is each new toy, for me it’s watching U
3. I invite you to stand under a mistletoe just to see what happens..
4. Tis the season to be cuddling…don’t be a Grinch with your cuddles!
5. Squeeeze….you just got a Christmas hug
Bonus: One of my Favorite Naughty Christmas Text Messages
Step 1 – Send her a picture message of your christmas tree with presents
Step 2 – Then text her:
“I showed you mine…
now you show me yours…”
This usually get’s a little giggle from her..and gets her
thinking naughty thoughts..Thoughts that lead to her
letting you take her when you want.
If you have lots of girls you haven’t texted in a while, you
can “zombie” text them any of these texts to try to “bring them
back to life.”
I hope you found at least one of these ideas useful and
hopefully you get what you want with the girl.
If you want the ultimate “texting playbook” on how to text a girl
you like, learn about the “key lock sequence.” It is a newly discovered
method of using just 3 texts to get a girl out on a date with you.