Things to Text Girls

Every once in a while, you just want to be silly without worrying
about getting the girl. Sometimes you want to take it easy and
participate in self-amusement. This shows that you have a great
time doing the silliest things without regard towards the rules of
“pick-up” and “game”.

Lots of people out there don’t know how to be silly or funny. Many
who look for information on this topic aren’t that good at
anticipating or picking up on social cues – so here are some funny
things to text girls.

1. Hilarious pictures
Your smartphone can do magical things. Finding the nearest gas
station, turning into a GPS, to acting as a harmonica if you blow in
the right place on them. The other magical thing it can do is save
all your text messages and send pictures. Which can lead to weird
pictures of body parts, or… hilarious pictures. There’s an ocean
of funny pictures and memes you can find on the internet to save on
your phone. For example, girls love pictures of funny cats. So get
memes with funny captions or make your own if you’ve got the skills.
If you’re good enough, you can even customize the meme to send to
any girl. It’s one of many funny things to text girls.

2. Jokes
The convenient thing about jokes is that they’re short enough to
fit in a text message. In addition, people like to consume bite-sized
chunks of information so people don’t get bored with jokes. Even the
very short and silly ones. In fact, really short and stupid jokes
will usually get some kind of response. Knock knock jokes, short
two-liners, anything that’s worked before. These are possible things
to text the girls you are trying to seduce. If you can make a girl
laugh, it’s much easier to get a “yes!” when you ask her out.

3. “Made you look”
Classic little kid playground humor. If she gets it, then you’ve
found a girl with a pretty good sense of humor. This one of many
stupid and funny things you can text a girl. Joking around with a
pretty lady is a beautiful thing.

4. “Help, my apartment is being invaded by Smurfs. How do I kill them?”
This text brings a variety of things to mind. First, you’ll test her
knowledge of 80’s cartoons. Also, if she’s seen the new movie with
Neil Patrick Harris. If you send this message out en masse, you’ll
be able to test how many responses you get. 4 or 5 out of 10 is
usually excellent. Some people call this zombie texting – where you
text a bunch of old numbers of girls that went cold and never got
them meet-up, to see if you can “re-activate” any of them. If any of
them respond, you can do your thing again. You’ve got nothing to
lose and just one response is a win. Pretty cool, huh?

5. “I saw an eagle fighting a shark today and thought of you”
Another illogical, yet hilarious text you can send to a bunch of
girls to see who responds. When you get replies, they’ll probably
text back something like “What?” “Really?” “What’s that mean?” —
or if she’s got a sense of humor she’ll be like “awwww”.

***Exercise: Brainstorm other goofy things to text girls to try and
brighten up their day.