What to Text a Girl

So you manage to go outside of your house, but only after powering down
the latest installment of Call of Duty. You go to a place were people
socialize and happen to pull a girl’s number. You’re on cloud nine.
So excited – you might even write a sonnet.

Until you remember you have no idea what to text a girl.

Then you curl up into a ball to weep quietly. It’s ok, we’re here to
help you. We are here to teach you how to text the girls you like
so you can get them out on dates and make them your girlfriends.

First, here are some rules…

What To Text Girls

Something interesting. Think about a girl’s experience – she goes
through her day inundated with texts from men who have nothing
meaningful or exciting to say. The girl is bored as hell and no way
in hell is she going to be the more entertaining party. She wants
a man that will lead her into that entertainment and not ask for her
approval.

It’s your job to stimulate them, so bring up intriguing topics.
Don’t try too hard. Think of something simple that stimulates her
emotionally. Something out of the ordinary, or something she can
contribute to are great options.

Don’t just say, “Hey it’s Chris, nice meeting you last night”
or “What’s up.” and especially not, “What’s up, I’m bored.”

Funny pictures

Welcome to the new age of smart-phone flirting. Girls can now be
interacted with through both text and visual picture messages.
Communication is instant and buying temperatures can be quickly
spiked. You can send a girl pictures, memes, funny cat pictures, and
anything in the entire world wide web that can be put in your phone.

What does this mean? That there should be no excuse for an ackward
and boring text interaction. Always make it a fun time.

Hooks and Questions
What happens when you ask a question? Someone has to answer it. If
you are only texting a girl statements, there’s no obligation for
her to respond. Craft your texts with hooks and ways for a girl to
do compliance. If you aren’t hooking or being intriguing enough,
you will run into the problem where the girl doesn’t text back.
However, texts with only questions or too many questions are
definitely a turn off. Rule of thumb: make more statements with
questions, but always try to leave a question at the end – or
anything that makes it easy for her to contribute by responding.

The 50-50 Rule

When you have a text conversation with a girl, your super smart
candy-bar phone will save the messages you send back and forth.
Check the dialogue to see who usually writes more. When you think
about what to text a girl, remember this – if you are doing most of
the texting, it’s more likely she’s not into you. If the exchanges
are 50-50 or if she’s texting you more, then you’re in a better
position. An even 50-50 exchange is what you should aim for. Sending
a girl 6 texts to her 1 is one of the worst things you can do. So if
you catch yourself overtexting her, remember this rule and dial it
down a notch.

What is Your Plan?

Ok, so you’ve got her number. That’s great, now what is your goal?
To make a new texting buddy? Nope. Chances are, the reason you got
her number wasn’t to waste time playing “textual grab-ass”. Think
about your purpose when you think of what to text a girl.

You want to get her out on a date to see what you can make happen.
Be it a few nights of fun or getting a new girlfriend, these are all
possibilities that solely depend on what YOU want. Nothing will come
to fruition unless you go for it. Go for the fun, push for the date –
if you have her number in your super-magic-smart-phone, then you’re
capable of making anything happen. Just do it.